Dearest Pool Guest, I’m not kidding. You have to wear a wristband. I do not make the rules up. Sorry that the neon color baraclet is going to give you a tan line. From, A Pale Office Clerk
Dearest Pool Guest, I’m not kidding. You have to wear a wristband. I do not make the rules up. Sorry that the neon color baraclet is going to give you a tan line. From, A Pale Office Clerk
Dearest Questioners, Not all questions are important questions. Think before you irrupt me. Also, the concession stand is right behind you. Sincerely, April
Dearest Pool Mom, Yes. You have to put your age on your membership. You’re only thirty-five and going to get older. Age is just a number. Sincerely, April
Dear obese women, Please don’t wear bikinis. Sincerely, My Eyes
Dear Customer, I did not sell you a losing lottery ticket. The lottery and the scratch off tickets are designed to EARN THE STATE MONEY. If you knew anything, you’d know that you’d be smarter to gamble on cards - so saying ‘I hate gambling, so I try the lotto’ make absolutely no sense. I hope you’re happy now that you’ve spent $25 and only earned $2 back. Sincerely, Annoyed Store Clerk
Dearest Pool Mom, The scanner is broken. That is not my fault. I am simply an office clerk. I do not control when the repairman comes and fixes it. Complaining to me doesn’t do anything or magically make the scanner work again. Sorry that I make you stick around for one more minute while I look up your name in the database. From, April
Dearest Pool Member, If you were patient and waited one minute, you would have your pool membership card straight out of the printer. Instead, you decide that you must dive in. This causes you to forget about your card. Now, your picture is staring at me on my desk. It is kind of creepy. From, April
